2 feet.

Tucking the bill fold with the place mat money into my left lower pocket feels right. Standard pocket watch feels like it goes into my vest and the clip to the eyelet. Old money.. That rings in my head.. old money.. Who the freaken freak am I? I have an English lilt to my speech but its not what I think of as natural to me. I am in a very nice place, money..large.. two pocket watches.. clothes that feel like they were tailored for me exactly. So very strange and very very unsettling. A boat without an anchor. And this blue bottle end.. my hand wants to tuck it up my right sleeve... putting my fingers up the cuff there is a little pocket in there with elastic. Picking the lens up and it pops right into place. flinging my arm up and down does not dislodge it. Tucking two fingers up and it come right into my palm.. wooooo... Like a card sharp or....

Long Long day all compressed into a tiny tiny time. It was awesome on the fact that I enjoy shopping for stuff even if its not for me. I love watching peoples faces when you get them something they were not really expecting. I could be a shopper for the rich and famous. I did get what was needed at the best prices and on time. What a hoot. Granted my head felt like it was going to go boom...and I have to get all the recipts copied and filed and also get my purchases spread sheet updated. Right now its also awesome because its color coded and all the information I need is there and I can manipulate it.

After work I drove around in circles for an hour to find the local cable company's outlet to replace a bad modem and upgrade an old tv box. Very nice once I got there. I was in and out quickly even with chatting for a bit with the assistant. Good service. Sadly as soon as I got home from another stop and another store I found that the tv box I got was dead. That started a 30 minute call to the cable company to find out that.. yes... it is dead. So tomorrow I have to run out and take it back and get a replacement. Sigh. Right now though... I get to sit and rest and re-hydrate.. that was the other problem.. I got dehydrated again. I have to keep my water intake up. Lately its been rough. So now I am sitting here and getting ready to post some of the stuff I ran into today....

Address Labels! From the beginning of time. We are clearing out our office storage room.

Looking out the door to make sure there is a quick escape route.

Yes we invaded the Apple store. We put nose prints on all the screens and put hand prints on all the tablets.

Three of four unknown Droid and Windows users trying and failing miserably to blend in. Need a good hunting blind in here. The black bars are to protect the identity of the kinda-innocent.

The new Comcast / Xfinity store. Looks like a more comfy Verizon store. I like it and it was nice and easy.

And for the Techs out there... They will get this.....

Quite funny.

Onto the amazing and totally stunning links.. okay... maybe not that good.

Some things need to be slapped down.. and this is one..

http://gizmodo.com/upskirts-are-totally-legal-according-to-bad-and-gross-1537206825/1538600122/+robertsorokanich

Hay.. If this happens I will have a nice riverside house!!! Nice! Talk about increasing my property values.

http://gizmodo.com/these-iconic-landmarks-may-be-underwater-within-2-000-y-1538583875

Beautify.. ridiculous but beautiful.

http://gizmodo.com/the-tiny-figure-on-this-watch-gets-tired-when-it-needs-1538807611

Boggles the mind.. just boggles the mind.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/30-fun-and-cool-facts-you-probably-never-knew-about

Off I go...